RustyBadger

So I was visiting Creative Labs’ website today, looking at all their really cool speaker systems and computer bling, when this caught my eye:

“Well,” I thought to myself, “it’s about time!” and clicked the link. Imagine my disappointment when all I got was a list of other countries. I was counting on a nice drop-down list with things like “More Sunshine”, “Less Taxes”, “Less French”, “Free Broadband”, and “The Right To Taser Ignorant Airport Screening Personnel”; all I saw were stupid things like “Africa”, “Middle East”, and “Oceania”. What kind of choices are those? Who would want to change into those things? Sheesh. “Change Your Country” indeed - it’s more like “Psych! We really meant ‘Pick a Different Location, you stupid git!’”