RustyBadger

Ah, blessed YouTube!

I am pretty certain this story does indeed qualify as ironic, even if most of the stuff in Allanis Morissette’s song do not…

To sum up, in case you don’t feel like clicking through, Comrade Mikhail Lennikov, a former KGB agent, has taken refuge in a Vancouver church to avoid being deported back to the Motherland.

beat.

beat.

“So I says to the cop, ‘Russian? I’m not russian, I’m walkin’, just like everyone else!’”

I just read that Ricardo Montalban has died. It’s been a bad year for Trek actors, but I felt a particularly close affinity to Khan because of an acting gig I once had with an actor who played Ricardo Montalban in a movie. During our practices, he’d regale us with impressions of pretty much every character Montalban played, but my favourites were, of course, his Khan Noonien Singh parodies.

For Kelly :

Especially now that I have this sweet 50-year-old Osterizer- thanks to my friend Samantha.

It goes really nicely with my chrome breadbox, too!

…get a Roomba! I want one of these really badly- they are very easy to hack!

Via the Simonator:

Those who know me personally know I love poking fun at people who do or say stupid things. Things like these signs that I took pictures of during my travels:

History is alive with smallpox germs, maybe! I’m surprised they didn’t include the whiskey jug too.

Riding around on a half-dead nag is the Real Cowboy Experience, eh? How’s about I toss a couple leaky rowboats in Lava Lake and advertise it as “The Real Newfie Experience (dere ain’t no cod here either, bye)”. Sheesh.

Note the diference between the Australian warning and the American one (click to embiggen). Are Americans stupider?